welcome to not me! monday! this blog carnival was created by MckMama. you can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
*i didn't actually think our house was being robbed on friday night when ryan came home early to surprise me...not me! and no, it wasn't me who tried to arm myself with 2 large guard dogs for protection...not me!!
*i wasn't crazy enough to think that it was a good idea to offer my cleaning services to my parents for rental properties on saturday when my own house looks like a pig pen, just to make a little extra cash...not me - i value a clean house too much!
*i did not gag for 10 minutes before composing myself enough to clean out a stinky, nasty, disgusting fridge in one of the rental properties on saturday...not me!
*i wasn't the one who told her nieces that buying the $300 motorized scooter would be something their daddy might consider at toys-r-us for them...nope, not me - i wouldn't want to have a very angry brother-in-law on my hands!
*i most certainly did not prance around our kitchen with purple and pink clip-in hair extensions, much to my nieces' delight saturday evening...nope, not this girl!
*i did not decide that eating 2 funfetti cupcakes, deliciously baked by my sister were a balanced and nutritional sunday breakfast...no, not me!!
*i am not crazy enough to get a rush of exhilaration while driving down through the iron man triathlon route on sunday amongst the bikers...no way, not me! - i knew the whole time that they weren't cheering for my driving of an SUV but were indeed cheering for those pedaling in front of me at the same speed.
*i most definitely did not scream at the top of my lungs this morning when i saw a grand-daddy long leg spider creeping around in our laundry room...nope, not me! and, i also didn't try to play it off like i was just joking when my dear husband came running to my rescue...un uh, not me!!